👋 Welcome to my corner of the web
Building legal
marketing that
actually converts.
marketing that
actually converts.
I'm the lead developer at Adsurdly Legal Marketing, where I architect
high-performance landing pages, lead generation systems, and data pipelines that help
law firms across the country turn clicks into clients. Coffee-fueled. Code-obsessed. Mildly
addicted to a perfectly clean Git history.
By the Numbers
312
Landing pages shipped
98
Avg PageSpeed score
4.2
Cups of coffee / day
0
Known bugs (allegedly)
Fun Facts About David
1
First landed a client in under 24 hours. On his second week at Adsurdly, David
rebuilt a broken lead form at 11pm, and the firm signed a 6-figure contract the next morning.
Legend has it the commit message just said "fixed it."
2
Speaks fluent Meta Pixel. David has wired up so many Facebook conversion events
that he once had a dream where he was debugging a GTM container. He woke up and fixed it.
3
Built an internal AI assistant before it was cool. Using Claude + Cowork, David
automated a full lead-tracking dashboard that used to take 3 hours every Monday. Now it opens
itself. The team called it witchcraft. David called it Tuesday.
4
Has a strict "no lorem ipsum" policy. Every placeholder text on every page he's
ever built has been real, relevant content. "If it's not production-ready, it's not done," is
basically tattooed on his brain.
5
Once optimized a landing page so hard it broke Google Analytics. The page loaded
in 0.8 seconds on 3G and GA's sampling algorithm literally couldn't keep up with the traffic
volume. Good problem to have.
Tech Stack Proficiency
WordPress / PHP97%
JavaScript / React91%
Meta Ads Pixel & CAPI94%
Lead Gen & CRM Integration89%
Claude / AI Automation99%
CSS / UI Design85%
Career Highlights
2024 → Present
Lead Developer · Adsurdly Legal Marketing
Heads up all web development, AI tooling, and technical marketing infrastructure. Owns the full stack from landing page to lead delivery.
2023
Launched Adsurdly's Proprietary Lead Tracking System
Built a custom WordPress + MySQL pipeline tracking 100% of incoming leads, UTM data, and law firm assignments in real-time — replacing a cobbled-together spreadsheet mess.
2022
Performance Optimization Overhaul
Took the entire client site portfolio from an average PageSpeed score of 54 to 97. Conversion rates followed. Management noticed. Raises were had.
2021
Deployed First AI-Powered Dashboard
Early adopter of Claude-based automation inside Cowork. Built the first internal reporting dashboard that pulls live Meta + lead data with zero manual input.
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Any sufficiently advanced legal marketing tech is indistinguishable from magic — unless you're the developer who built it at 2am.
Published Work
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Contact
📧
Email
david@adsurdly.com
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Company
Adsurdly Legal Marketing
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Location
Parole, Maryland